Defending Salman Khurshid on Impotence

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Often I've heard people talking about fashion and its trends, saying things like 'Red is the new black'. For a Neandersexual man like myself, such jargons have been difficult to understand, until today. Today when I heard Salman Khurshid saying that Narendra Modi is 'impotent', the one phrase that came to my mind was, "Salman Khurshid is the new Digvijay Singh". Digvijay Singh is known for his prowess in voicing his mental diarrhea, but since long</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">seems to have taken sabbatical. Meanwhile, other Congress leaders appear to be trying tirelessly to fill the void, with Khurshid on the forefront. The thought that scares me the most is that what if Digvijay Singh is not on a sabbatical, but actually training other congress leaders in the art? Nooooo!</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWD3xUkZiLiKOVcPhvR1Gry2JdPrZOu9cmHlyR2eNbRKOe7wKoA7bSlexzOs90-3CEn76NBgXloQnfnx21o-n9L-PKgX85VMTZnknSrRjLIozwMdcF-UAC4xWUQnKPFWdfujMZXnvyVFw/s1600/Salman+Khurshid+potency+test+copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWD3xUkZiLiKOVcPhvR1Gry2JdPrZOu9cmHlyR2eNbRKOe7wKoA7bSlexzOs90-3CEn76NBgXloQnfnx21o-n9L-PKgX85VMTZnknSrRjLIozwMdcF-UAC4xWUQnKPFWdfujMZXnvyVFw/s1600/Salman+Khurshid+potency+test+copy.jpg" /></a></div><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Since I am a man, and one that likes to observe, I like to think that I know a thing or two about human nature, especially about males. If a man himself is not able to <i>perform</i> well, to make himself look better, he may try to prove other males totally inadequate, sexually or otherwise. 'Overcompensation' is the term used for this kind of behavior. Also, males and females, at times, are known to try and defame the other person when their romantic/sexual advances are not met with welcome and are denied the pleasure. Their ego is hurt when they receive a <i>blow</i> of rejection. I leave it on the sensible readers to take a pick in Mr. Khurshid's case. There may be another case which we may consider. It is quite possible that Salman Khurshid may have confused Elections with Errections. No?</span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I would like to add, in any situation, remarks like these are highly<b> sexist</b>. Do we really want such sexist Politicians? If he has such respect for a fellow male, I highly doubt his ideas on '<b>Women Empowerment</b>', a cause so close to Rahul Baba's heart. While the paid media is busy portraying Rahul Jee as an entertaining fool, He once again '<i>rose to occasion</i>' and criticised Mr. Khurshid's use of the term. Why drag Rahul Baba in Khurshi-Modi feud? </span><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Khurshid, after the noise made by BJP and other parties on the use of the Hindi word '<i>Napunsak</i>', which means impotent, clarified that he meant it in a figurative way and not literally. Offcourse he meant it figuratively. what did you buffoons think? He, afterall, is an Oxford alumni. He may have displaced sense of values, but Language? No, Sir. He has an excellent command over it. And hence, we may also conclude that, in his sense of the word, every Chief Minister of every state that ever saw a riot, be it Delhi, Kashmir, Assam, Muzaffarnagar etc. too are <i>Napunsak/</i>impotent. Now, I personally cant agree more. What about you?</span><br /><div><br /></div></div>

Defending Salman Khurshid on Impotence

Often I've heard people talking about fashion and its trends, saying things like 'Red is the new black'. For a Neandersexual man...

सलमान खुर्शीद की नई दुकान

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">सुना है कि <a href="http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Salman-Khurshid-calls-Narendra-Modi-impotentBJP-says-Congress-frustrated/articleshow/31027029.cms">सलमान खुर्शीद जी ने नरेंद्र मोदी के मर्दानगी का प्रमाणपत्र/सर्टिफिकेट निरस्त/cancel कर दिया है</a>! उफ़, अब क्या करेंगे मोदी जी? मियां खुर्शीद ने कह दिया, तो कह दिया। उनका कहा ख़ुदा का हुकुम है भाई!</span><br /> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">वैसे मियां सलमान खुर्शीद को बड़ी दिलचस्पी लगती है दूसरों की मर्दानगी जांचने में। सब ठीक तो है? कहीं 'नवाबी शौक' का चस्का तो नहीं लगा बैठे खुर्शीद साहब?</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br /></span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">आजकल ये प्रमाणपत्रों कि दुकानों का चलन अच्छा चल पड़ा है।  'ना हींग लगे ना फिटकिरी, रंग भी चोखा होए' वाली बात है। </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">एक केजरीवाल जी हैं जो कि लोगों को ईमानदारी का प्रमाणपत्र बांटते फिरते हैं, </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">अब ये दूसरे सलमान खुर्शीद जी ने मर्दानगी के प्रमाणपत्र की दुकान लगा ली है। </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">वैसे धर्मनिरपेक्षता/सेकुलरिज्म के प्रमाणपत्र कि दुकान तो नितीश बाबू, दिग्गी राजा आदि जैसे कईयों ने कब से लगा रखी है।  </span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">भाई मानना पड़ेगा खुर्शीद साहब कि मर्दानगी को वैसे। एक बार आपने 'आप' के <a href="http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-salman-khurshid-dares-arvind-kejriwal-to-stage-protest-in-farrukhabad-1753409">केजरीवाल जी को ललकारा था कि वो फरुखाबाद आ कर दिखाएं।</a>  ये कल का लौंडा केजरीवाल भी फरूखाबाद को अपनी लैला कि गली समझ कर घुस आया।  वो तो खुर्शीद साहब ने अपने गुस्से पर काबू रखा, नहीं तो जिन्दा वापस ना जा पाता ये केजरीवाल।  पूरे एक दिन खुद को पाखाने में बंद कर रखा था सलमान खुर्शीद साहब ने , गुस्से से कांपते हुए बरसात न रुक रही थी पिछवाड़े से उनकी ! उनकी मर्दानगी कि मिसालें तो (ना)पाकिस्तान में भी दी जाती हैं! याद नहीं कैसे उन्होंने पाकिस्तानियों द्वारा हमारे सैनिकों के सर काट कर ले जाने का बदला पाकिस्तान के <a href="http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2013-03-07/news/37532188_1_host-lunch-private-visit-jaipur">प्रधान मंत्री रजा परवेज़ अश्रफ को जयपुर में राजकीय भोज</a> में खाना ठुंसवा-</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">ठुंसवा</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> कर लिया था? बेचारे परवेज़ अश्रफ का पेट इतना तन गया था कि उनसे ठीक से चला भी नहीं जा रहा था! मियां सलमान खुर्शीद के मर्दानगी कि कई दास्तानों में से </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">एक और किस्सा याद आ रहा है- ७१ लाख के घोटाले का।  भाईसाब, फौलाद का जिगरा लगता है इतनी टुच्ची सी रकम का घपला करने में।  वो भी जब विकलांगों के हिस्से का पैसा हजम करना हो तो फौलाद का जिगर ही नहीं, फौलाद को पचा सकने वाला हाजमा भी लगता है! </span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br /></span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">वैसे कश्मीर से जब कश्मीरी पंडितों को मार-काट कर खदेड़ दिया गया, असम में जब बंगलादेशी घुसपैठियों कि वजह से ३ महीनों से ज्यादा दंगे चलते रहे, मुजफ्फरनगर में हिंदुओं और मुसलमानों कि जानें गईं और जितने भी देश में छोटे-मोटे दंगे हुए वो सब कुछ और ही किस्सा थे , वहाँ तो हर कोई मर्द ही रहा।  उन्होंने खुर्शीद साहब से प्रमाणपत्र जो ले रखा था।  पर गुजरात में दंगे एक नहीं , दो नहीं , तीन दिनों तक चलते रहे! और तो और इस मोदी ने तो खुर्शीद मियां से अपना प्रमाणपत्र भी नहीं लिया। इसका तो नपुंसक बोला जाना बिलकुल बनता ही है, नहीं?</span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span></div> <div> वैसे सच पूछियेगा तो नाहक ही बवाल मचा रखा है इन संघीयों  और भाजपाइयों ने।  ये मीडिया भी बिकी हुई है।  <span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">अब देखिये ना,</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">एक सलमान (खान)</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> ने मोदी की तारीफ की, एक ने उनको भला-बुरा कहा।  हिसाब बराबर। अब महाज्ञानी परम प्रतापी श्री </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">कपिल सिब्बल बाबा के हिसाब से तो</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> ये ज़ीरो-लॉस हुआ! मतलब कोई घटना घटी ही नहीं।  फालतू में ही ये मेडिया वाले जहाँ-तहां रायता फैलाये पड़े हैं!</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">   </span></div> <div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"></span><br /> <div> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJuF3vN260q0APYf2Gp4oFyCMNDMHKke029wuOFy1CRVVXLl0a5SacEzVzoiuhIU1sYxUR0_SOAU-6gRky-1SaESrRocejRsYZHX0-qTmf4lOIbiujdCFSaKsvY9UT0nktxAghDIivOac/s1600/Salman+Khurshid+Napunsak.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJuF3vN260q0APYf2Gp4oFyCMNDMHKke029wuOFy1CRVVXLl0a5SacEzVzoiuhIU1sYxUR0_SOAU-6gRky-1SaESrRocejRsYZHX0-qTmf4lOIbiujdCFSaKsvY9UT0nktxAghDIivOac/s1600/Salman+Khurshid+Napunsak.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">श्री सलमान खुर्शीद पौरुष प्रमाणपत्र कार्यालय </td></tr> </tbody></table> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span></div> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"> <div> <div> एक बात तो सर्वविदित है ही - </div> <div> 'हाथ कंगन को आरसी क्या </div> <div> पढ़े-लिखे को फ़ारसी क्या!'</div> </div> <div> <br /></div> <div> पर फिर भी जिस किसी मर्द को अपने मर्द होने पर संशय हो , वो मियां सलमान खुर्शीद से जाँच करवाना न भूलें। </div> <div> <br /> <br /></div> </span></div> </div>

सलमान खुर्शीद की नई दुकान

सुना है कि सलमान खुर्शीद जी ने नरेंद्र मोदी के मर्दानगी का प्रमाणपत्र/सर्टिफिकेट निरस्त/cancel कर दिया है ! उफ़, अब क्या करेंगे मोदी जी? मिय...

can we not be totally spineless?

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrY_tFsvjDclyY_2PIWKFQbKhWHkjmq-lA5QnXx5vanDqjYOwrEnh9Iti2x70mISeMdSGADIa187MUQN_NALxFIYHLLr7Q_vgjUy1n6pQh1wYMs_DwuehIZ9gbMqRupMagHMSzvmlbIZ8/s1600/Fotor0100805554+copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrY_tFsvjDclyY_2PIWKFQbKhWHkjmq-lA5QnXx5vanDqjYOwrEnh9Iti2x70mISeMdSGADIa187MUQN_NALxFIYHLLr7Q_vgjUy1n6pQh1wYMs_DwuehIZ9gbMqRupMagHMSzvmlbIZ8/s1600/Fotor0100805554+copy.jpg" /></a></div><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Once again, <a href="http://www.france24.com/en/20131006-al-libi-long-hunted-libyan-al-qaeda-leader">America captures one of the World's most wanted Al-Qaida suspect who was hiding in Libya, in a raid - Abu Anas Al-Libi</a>. The al Qaeda leader captured by US special forces in Libya has been wanted by the United States for more than 15 years for his alleged links to the twin 1998 US embassy bombings in East Africa. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">The operation was one of two raids carried out over the weekend, in Libya and Somalia. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">While Libya asks for clarifications, US Secretary of State John Kerry responds saying that the <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57606237/libya-wants-clarifications-over-u.s-raid-that-captured-anas-al-libi/">raids his country conducted would send the message that terrorists can run but they can't hide</a>. </span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheyNr2OrcsVXlfPJNq0rNPTWu75c-Ix93Bi_x2Pl5rNTWpGcAltKMb0ACkVFAZRS19xYyg5CZANpvomrIph2XDLJbBD-bKrgZlAm4WfwjUzzyvxe8zn_bYXN49kLl9MocrHl0WjxqVVso/s1600/35_09_10_54_Dawwod_Shakeel_H@@IGHT_360_W@@IDTH_480.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheyNr2OrcsVXlfPJNq0rNPTWu75c-Ix93Bi_x2Pl5rNTWpGcAltKMb0ACkVFAZRS19xYyg5CZANpvomrIph2XDLJbBD-bKrgZlAm4WfwjUzzyvxe8zn_bYXN49kLl9MocrHl0WjxqVVso/s200/35_09_10_54_Dawwod_Shakeel_H@@IGHT_360_W@@IDTH_480.jpg" width="200" /></a><br /><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">on May 2nd, 2011 Osama Bin Laden was killed in a similar raid by the US special forces in Abbottabad, Pakistan. </span><br /><div><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPbDOjqWtzAUSx-2Nr6Tv0zPf-E-UjzOFmc9hJJxoxZLBBsEAI5KVXN73jHOEkOX0nsb4qGPLlv5JVx3cUjn5-UWnMpgQO5GXJ6KQ8PuCCrytJib_AvnhdDE5D6wqSRKsvHoRYqq5fyEQ/s1600/Pak-pm-pervez-ashraf-with-salman-khurshid-295x200_pp.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="135" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPbDOjqWtzAUSx-2Nr6Tv0zPf-E-UjzOFmc9hJJxoxZLBBsEAI5KVXN73jHOEkOX0nsb4qGPLlv5JVx3cUjn5-UWnMpgQO5GXJ6KQ8PuCCrytJib_AvnhdDE5D6wqSRKsvHoRYqq5fyEQ/s200/Pak-pm-pervez-ashraf-with-salman-khurshid-295x200_pp.jpg" width="200" /></a><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Meanwhile...</span></div><div><ul style="text-align: left;"><li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Dawood and Chhota shakeel not only spend a comfortable life in Pakistan and operate their crime empire in India, but are </span><a href="http://www.indiatvnews.com/crime/news/dawood-ibrahim-set-to-launch-tv-channel-3899.html" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">all set to launch a TV channel</a><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> too! </span></li><li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Every now and then Pakistani army and Pak trained terrorists kill Indian soldiers at LOC, while Indian PM Dr. Manmohan Singh wants to have peace talks with his Pak counterpart Nawaz Sharif. </span></li><li><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Not long back, even with </span><a href="http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/pakistan-army-loc-ceasefire-violation-pak-envoy-summoned-indian-soldiers-killed/1/241392.html" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">beheadings of Indian Soldiers at LOC by Pak Troops</a><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">, India's Minister of external affairs, </span><a href="http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/for-visiting-pak-pm-lunch-with-salman-khurshid-a-boycott-and-protests-in-ajmer-340254" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Mr. Salman Khurshid, hosted lunch for then Pak PM Raja Parvez Ashraf</a><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> who was visiting Ajmer Sharif.</span></li><li><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">since past 14 days, the <a href="http://zeenews.india.com/news/nation/loc-gunbattle-indian-army-keep-infiltrators-at-bay-on-day-13-pak-denies-role_881428.html">Indian army is exchanging heavy fire with infiltrators in Keran sector</a> along the LOC in Kashmir.</span></li></ul></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I do not expect nor desire for the Indian Government to take such harsh measures as the US and Israel, but none the less, <b>can we not be totally spineless?</b> I know expecting the current Govt to take a military action will be too much, but why cant India's PM show some respect for the Martyred Soldiers and Nation </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">(not asking to show self respect, He can't, for he doesn't have any.)</span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">and refrain from holding talks with Pak for a while? </span></div></div>

can we not be totally spineless?

Once again, America captures one of the World's most wanted Al-Qaida suspect who was hiding in Libya, in a raid - Abu Anas Al-Libi . The...